Oh god, Mr. DiCaprio! You're so hot.

I just bought this poster of him pretty much half naked with a tie on, right? I'm going to put it above my bed. I say it will call for some pretty awkward sex with my boyfriend.


HEY, guys put girls in bikinis on thier wall. Why can't I put Leonardo DiCaprio on mine?

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I feel funny.

No, it's not from Scientology. Unless they poisoned my soup for not going to my personality test results appointment.

I feel off from these Baby stoppin pills. I don't like them. No Sir. Not one bit. What if my vagina falls off? What if we never land on the moon!? What if our whole society eats a piece of cabbage and is soon turned into some form of cabbage people with no real form of government and then rabbits from space come and eat us all!?

WHAT THEN!

Half of you guys are males, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!?
How could you understand my ... abnormal feelings.

You'd never understand my womanly cabbage needs...

NEVER.

Chris Crocker understands though.


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A Scientology church recently opened up near me in West Palm Beach.

"Hello Mellanie,

Thank you for taking our online personality test on the Scientology website. A consultant from one of our organizations in your area will contact you shortly regarding your test results. If you don't hear from them in the next few days or if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at any time:

Phone: (800) 722-1733
Email: infocenter@scientology.net
I've prepared an information pack for you about Dianetics, which you can check out in the meantime:"

I took their personality quiz online.

They asked me if I'd need help considering suicide and if I'd put an animal out of it's misery.
I gotta say, I was laughing the entire time I filled this thing out.

I then told my family that I am taking up Scientology.
Like everything I do, it might last a day. Maybe even now I forgot what I was going to do.


What was I talking about?

Oh yes, Submarines. I'm going to rent one.

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I can't say I ask for much from my boyfriend. I tend to be fairly easy going with everything I do and really only get bitchy on certain PMS weeks (Always random.) I find myself always iffy when he goes with friends though. It makes me feel like I don't exist I guess? When I am with my best friends, I tend to cut it short in thought that he is waiting to talk to me. I can't say I see him doing that for me and if it all - a huge rarity. I will be honest and say I don't have really any friends in my area anymore. My best friends are an hour away and do their own thing on the weekend. What friends I did have in my area... my Void friends, well, they flirted a lot with me, and he asked me not to see them that often for the good of our relationship. I agreed. So, what is it I have aside from waiting for him in the evening? I am content in doing that sometimes, but when I get jealous that his friends get the call- does that make me a bad girlfriend for being sour? I like his friends, and it's not their fault at all. I'm just... I dunno. I don't even think he understands. If I ever mention it, I think he'd take it the wrong way. I don't want him to think I am some needy, bitchy person.

Sry, I try not to vent my relationship thoughts on here anymore cause he could simply read it, but I'm rather "eh" about it.

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You stupid fucks. Stop driving 40 miles and hour in a 70 miles an hour lane! I leave the house to get an early start at 8:14, pick up my starbucks, only to run into these ... SNOW BIRD CANADIANS AND OLD PEOPLE driving in fast lanes.

Move over so I can get to work on time. I don't even drive that fast in fear my brakes will fall off and the wind possibly ruining my hair! I can not wait till I move into my place. It'll save me about 10 minutes on my commute to work.

Speaking of my new place, I want the whole process to speed the f' up. I'd like to have my Bradley in my bed right about now. I honestly hope I will have money for things I need. I just want a full size bed. I won't know what to do with this current bed though. The frame was like ... hella expensive and it's real wood and shit. Maybe I'll paint it and sell it.

Anyways, off to pick up some balloons and card for a co-worker who is now engaged, then back to work and sneaking a drawing in.

MOONOLOGY IS CLOSED DUE TO MOONITNITES.

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So, I am getting kinda tired of my "new" computer freezing up on things when technically, it is supposed to be better than my old HP Pavillion.

So, if I have that computer still, it has a XP key on the back of it, but I didn't get a windows disk (it gave me a recovery drive, but the drive is dead), how the hell do I go about fixing this thing?! I don't exactly have the money to buy a mac desktop at the moment.


Also, I found my designer of choice (she is wonderful and is SO nice! I her!), hopefully I can get this done! I got to put my mind to it and relax somehow! I think I am gonna have to go back to Open Canvas while using this new tablet. Just got to get my brushes set again.

MOONOLOGY IS CLOSED DUE TO MOONITNITES.

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My name is Mel and I think World of Warcraft ate my artistic abilities...

At first I thought it could be me addicted to the game itself, but I realize I am addicted to playing when my boyfriend is on with me. When he is not playing, I do not turn the thing on.

What to do...?

There is such a downgrade in my style and my work and its a repetitive pattern.

I want to get the fuck out of the office today. I feel anxious.

MOONOLOGY IS CLOSED DUE TO MOONITNITES.

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DA is like a limbo pole.

HOW LOW CAN YA GO!?

A Mature filter sure isn't going to stop these kiddies from looking at porn! I just wish DA would grow some quality and class back into it. It's beating a dead horse. Of course there is the Teru-Chan saying of "Don't like it, Don't look!" (except I wrote it in proper grammar rather than his butchering of the english language!) but oh well. I look.
I forgot what I was really making a journal for... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Uhm...

I swear, I had a reason!

I have a cut behind my ear. It hurts.

OH YES!
Any web-designers around? Like. Decent ones that won't provide me a fault buggy template site or something?

MOONOLOGY IS CLOSED DUE TO MOONITNITES.

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Despite what I tried, I ended up with the Flu. It must've been circling me since I the con, cause I've felt horribly not up to par since I had to walk in the rain to get to my car that one Saturday. Yesterday I pretty much had a fever and was up all night coughing. I felt awful for calling into work, but I just couldn't get up.

Also, why does Dunkin Donuts coffee suck so bad? Recently I started having some of Starbucks coffee (Caramel flavored, 1 shot, cream and sugar) and the difference is amazing. WTF is up with that?

What makes it worse is that my Father decided he wanted to SWITCH condos. So now we are buying a different one after the other ones closing was... OH- 7 more days!? It was rather nice too, I didn't care my room was small. The neighborhood was generally nice. This new one is...so... Florida Condo cliche. The place is huge and all, but eh. I think I am caring too much what people will think. I.E- Brad and his parents...

What I mean by that is...
I work so hard to try to impress both him and his family. I hate hearing anything ill they have to say of me. I think once he mentioned how he shouldn't get his hopes up on certain things, or thought I am not really going to get the condo. It hurts, ya'know? Everything was set on this one, they knew, he knew- I was free of anything terrible. Now what? "Oh something happened, again. so we changed it up". There is always something new happening in this family, and I hate it. I just wish I could PLAN ahead on something FOR ONCE, and it go through perfectly. The plane tickets are bought, my money is saved up, yet something somewhere always fucks up.

I grow quite tired of it. Even now, I am scared to tell Brad anything. I know I will still have my place, but I dunno what it is. Maybe it's being embarrassed of my family?

Lesse... some good news-
UHHM. I e-mailed Yasumi Con about doing some work for them, they seem interested. Uhhm...I am apparently a main raider now in my guild, despite how I haven't gotten shit from them. It is Friday and I get paid. YAY.

I have decided to disband my religion due to copyright infringement. No one will be refunded thier moeny and IOUs.

MOONOLOGY IS CLOSED DUE TO MOONITNITES.

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Come one , come ALL, my SISTAS and BROTHAS!

I am here to tell you of my new religion.

I have recently joined the religion of Moonologists!
What is it you ask? WHY, it is the belief that we are all from the Moon!
YES, the Moon kingdom.

Over 9000 years ago, a meteor (About the sizes of pluto) orbited the moon. The Moon was luscious, and full of life! It's rulers, Queen Serenopity, was devoid of all sin! However... her people were such awful people. Here they were, having sex everywhere! She just couldn't stand the thought of her people being dirty, FILTHY piggies.

So one day, she used her magical Imperial Crystal to relish the land of the moon and put all of her people to sleep. Soon after, she cast them into tiny rainbow balls and sent them away onto the meteor. Soon... she allowed them to crash into Hydroxiconian (Now known as EARTH B.C) They were all reborn as human beings to grow up and create the Earth as we know today.

This is what I have come to believe after years of research and pilates. (Pilates is what you use to clean your genitals of all sin. Someone has to supervise every session. Any activity consistancing of sin, must be cleansed this way hours upon hours until the area is fully devoid of any awful acts)

There is a giant row boat out along the indian ocean (no one goes there) called the Serendipity. This is where everyone must go to learn of this religion. Anyone who signs up must sign up for over 9000 bazillion years. If you break this contract, you are sent away into an empty room until you realize you are wrong.


So this is my new way of life! My Pap Smear test is tomorrow and this will rectify any sin within my body! I hope everyone will join me in this wonderful, NEW religion. A start fee of $60 is required and it will not be funded. (Paypal only).

For those of you who can not pay, we take a "IOU". This is a little piece of paper you will give us, inside of a brown (not black) briefcase. It must contain your name, your mother's maiden name and your dog's name on that piece of paper.


I wonder if Will Smith will join?

YOU CAN NOTE ME IF YOU WISH TO JOIN! THIS IS BETTER THAN ALL RELIGIONS. ALL OF THEM. I ONLY JUST MADE IT UP WITHIN THE LAST 5 MINUTES!!! I am an artist, so this means I know EVERYTHING.

if you don't like my religion.... well.... *shakes fist* WHY I OUTTA!

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